I need to call God and tell him I've found his missing angel. Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out. I'm new in town. Cause you are purrrfect I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice. Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess. You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
She'll call you 'Mommy. Are you a tamale? Is your last name Campbell? Because you're the only ten I see! I could've sworn we had chemistry. If you were a triangle you'd be acute one. Because you look magically delicious!
Nothing terrifies me more than being so close to someone and then watching them become a stranger again.
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Are you my phone charger? If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber. Because there's nothing else like you on Earth! If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you. Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
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